This one's a bit of a Internet Meme Deep cut...

None Pizza With Left Beef is turning sweet 16 this year, and what better way to celebrate  than with a NPWLB you can Wipe Your Glass with?!?! 

The Jinkies None Pizza With Left Beef cloth is great for cleaning off those smudges on your Sunnies Specs & Screens
All Jinkies® branded microfiber cloths are guaranteed to remove Nerdwax from lenses.

DIMENSIONS: Personal Pan Pizza size (7.5" x 7.5")